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The bell has rung, school is out, the kids have all gone home
All I do is sweep and pout, I'm left here all alone
I make sure the hallways are gleaming, I keep all the garbage at bay,
But inside my heart will be screaming - how did I end up this way?
I'm a janitor, a janitor, I clean up the puke at your school
A large fistful of sawdust is my essential tool
I'm a janitor, a janitor, I start work early each morn
I have a drinking problem and a large collection of porn
I'm a janitor, a janitor, I'm looked on as kind of a leech
But at least I get more respect than the ones who have to teach


"Tubular Boobular Joy"

(note: a lot of these lyrics just plain elude your translator: help is welcome.)
(on the bridge):
Servo: Say fellas! There sure is a lot of skin in this movie, isn't there?
Mike: There sure is!
Crow (Jimmy Durante voice):
Yet despite all da acres of flesh in dis film I just can't come up wit' a word ta describes it!
Servo: Well, I can!
M & C: Ya can?
Servo: Why, sure!
(sings:) It's breasticaboobical, chestica-mammical, pendular, globular fun!
Mike: Fleshical, orbital, moundular, scapular?
Servo: Righto, that's the one!
Crow (sings): Is it gluteal-maximal, tushital-crackular, bunular morning till night?
Servo (sings): Well, you're absitoglandular, fanny-fantastical, mastica-fleshular right!
(all sing:) It's an aerological, auto-erotical, tubular boobular joy,
An exposularegional, batchical pouchular fun for girl and boy
A latissimal-dorsical, hung-like-a-horsical, callypyligical ball-
Crow: The most bunular-funular
Mike: Fruit-of-the-Loomular
Crow: Frenchical tongular -
Servo: Wabita-boobular, chestical-orbital, Fruit-of-the-Loomular, Frenchical tongular,
Smorgasa-boobular, fleshical-orbital, tushi-particular -
M & C: --movie of them all!
Gypsy: Hey, guys, how's the movie?
(All launch back into the chorus but are cut off by movie sign. Thank god.)

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